Funny & Cocky
if you guys do this right--u'll love me lol. first of all, this is mainly for those who do not have a girlfriend and see one in the streets or an attractive person u'd like to hook up with. practice on unattractive/ugly girls. aight--basically F&C--the title defines itself.
When The Right Time Is..
this works not only for first kiss but it shows that you are sexually toned and you aren't a pussy-fag who's intimidated and scared of girls. cuz a guy who is like that prolly won't get a girl anytime soon (this does NOT include shy guys, cuz it's a different type of example).
i'm not gonna go through all the crap with you guys about explaining what it is--but here are some examples.
you see a girl in the streets my favorite:
You: Hi
Her: Hey
*you stop and look at her as she walks past you*
*maybe she looks back, maybe she doesn't*
You: What?! Did my good looks scare you away or something?
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now--this can get very tricky, because attractive women would RUN if a guy was there telling them how pretty they were and checking them out or whatever. BUT, a girl would feel a stronger attraction for you if you showed her that you couldn't care less about what you thought of her--you're a layed back kind of guy and ur just living life at the max, joking, teasing, making fun of ppl (in a fun way).
the key is, you are
not MEAN but you
are PLAYFUL. there's a difference:
Mean: Wow.. Your purse is huge. It makes you look fat!
Playful: Wow.. Your purse is huge, do you stuff a dog in there or something? *then you put ur ear up to the purse and say: "Hey!! I can hear it bark!!"*
now.. not all girls are going to go along with it, but don't worry, because most guys have a fear that they'll get rejected, and lose everything. guess what? YOU NEVER HAD ANYTHING!!! ur a layed back guy just jokin' around.
if they start laughing and making excuses (like about their purse for example), then it's working! if they're like "ugh" and start being bitchy, then either you're doing things wrong or they are just having a bad day and you need to move on to somebody else.
search the net for some funny ass jokes, constantly tease the girls.
more examples shall we?
Her: I'm blond at hart.
You: Is that the nice way to say you take jokes literally?
*she says something*
You: By the way--*make up a joke i'll let you think of one
bet mine works better lol j/k*
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do you guys understand what i mean?
if you have any questions post baby
not bad for a 14 year old eh?
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