| | | Quote of the month: "What the world really needs is more love and less paper work." ~ Pearl Bailey |
| |
| 
28-12-04, 02:42 PM
| | | | New Clan - AoP Ladies and Gentlemen --
Because I don't have moderation privledges...yet... I decided to post this into the Dating Talk section, because with this new clan, ace and I have decided to start a new clan: Alliance of Pervs
Here to help you with NEW dating advice! Get sick of hearing "Try talking to her about it" or "Be yourself and she'll like you for who you are" yeah well to all of those people: **** YOU~!
The new advice given is something like this: SomeLameAss: Listen.. I'm having a hard time getting a girlfriend.
LTsK8eR2gO: Who needs a girlfriend? Just grab some whore and **** her!
SomeLameAss: Wow! I've truly discovered my TRUE self now! Thank you so much AoP!
To join, simply PM me and we'll get you signed up!
Last edited by King Zarathu : 28-12-04 at 02:45 PM.
| | Loveforum Breaktime | | |  | Loveforum also recommend - Green tea - Help in weight loss and decrease rate of getting cancer.
| |
28-12-04, 02:53 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 23
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
| | Alliance of Pervs AnthonyCasta: I have this problem--she isn't returning my phone calls or anything!
ace: Why should she?
AnthonyCasta: Because I love her.
ace: No, you only THINK you do because you're being a stupid bitch right now! How about you go over to her house and **** her in the ass with lots of lube! I mean, that's the only thing you've wanted out of the relationship right? So, it seems like a good idea to me! What do you think, sk8er?
LTsK8eR2gO: HELL yeah! Go **** her before I do.
AnthonyCasta: Omgsh! Thank you guys SO much for your help! This is the GREATEST advice anybody has ever given me! Wow! I know who I truly am now! Here's $1,000 in cash to use for toilet paper.
Last edited by ace : 28-12-04 at 02:56 PM.
| |
28-12-04, 03:01 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 58
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
| | | Dear AoP
I have a problem... there is this girl who is really hot, only she has 3 legs and she doesnt speak english. She keeps telling me "oglamesh" which I think is I love you in whatever language she speaks... I'm really getting attached to her.. but I'm not sure if the language barrier is going to come between us... and, you know... her third leg... what do you think I should do? | |
28-12-04, 03:02 PM
| | | | Answer this question:
Why the **** would you give a shit about her language when you shouldn't care about her name in the first place?! Just shove your dick in her mouth so you don't have to listen to anything.
Regarding her third leg... I think you can find chainsaws cheap at your local Sears shop. | |
28-12-04, 03:04 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 58
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
| | | OH THANK YOU AOP... I did what you said and she swallowed! not only that the stump where her third leg used to be has healed mostly and its hardly even noticeable! You have given me new hope! | |
28-12-04, 03:08 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 23
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
| | it's always a pleasure to help  who's next! | |
29-12-04, 09:41 AM
| | | | I know I'm part of the AoP and all.. but I was just wondering... My girlfriend won't let me feel her tits! What should I do?! | |
29-12-04, 10:32 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 23
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
| |
Originally Posted by LTsK8eR2gO I know I'm part of the AoP and all.. but I was just wondering... My girlfriend won't let me feel her tits! What should I do?! be all like *BAM* and grab em'  | |
29-12-04, 10:39 AM
| | | Thank you! I tried it and she screamed like I have never heard her before. She instantly got down and started sucking my balls! Thank's man, you've helped a brother out  | |
29-12-04, 11:38 AM
|  | Only Human | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: England
Posts: 466
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
| | Just thought I'ld post here, since none of the others have.
But then now I've come to making this post, I have absolutoly no idea what to say...  | |
29-12-04, 02:09 PM
| | |
Originally Posted by LucidDream Just thought I'ld post here, since none of the others have.
But then now I've come to making this post, I have absolutoly no idea what to say... : Here's a solution in 3 easy steps:
1) Get pregnant.
2) Ask ace or myself what you should do about this problem.
3) Come over to my house so I can be able to say "I've ****ed a pregnant woman before" | |
29-12-04, 10:30 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Florida
Posts: 2,222
Thanks: 1
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
| | | you guys are hilarious, but i have to say that i have a problem. My b/f is not spending enough time with me when i seriously think that he should cuz we would hav the house all to ourselves and my kid is gone! And i need some wips and chains kinda nookie, but the dam computer and buisness has been in my way what do u suggest i do?
A. throw him against the wall pull down his pants & suck on it like theres no tomorrow?
B. throw him on the bed and straddle him?
c. just take of my clothes kick everyone outta of the office and bend on over?
Im sick of this shit!!!! I wantsome damn attention dammit well that and some nookie.
__________________
It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone - but it takes a lifetime to forget someone"
People change and forget to tell each other.
| |
30-12-04, 03:55 AM
| | | | ok well this is what you do. send him an email from work telling him
"ok tonight we're gonna **** whether you want it or not"
then, bring a gun home and stick it to his forehead. reassure him that you were serious in the email. now, if he complies, great--but keep the gun handy. if he doesn't want to, that's great to, but i don't think a corpse would be able to make the decision. | |
30-12-04, 11:40 AM
| | Only Human | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: England
Posts: 466
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
| | | Ummm, unless I star in a sequil to Arnold Schwarzenegger's 'Junior', I don't see myself getting pregnant any time soon, lol. | |
30-12-04, 12:20 PM
|  | atada a mis pies. | | Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: 45 degrees away.
Posts: 8,967
Thanks: 288
Thanked 338 Times in 270 Posts
| | | Dear AoP,
My boyfriend doesn't take me out anymore. Is he losing interest?
Thanks,
Misombra
__________________ 
"we must account for every idle word, so we must account for every idle silence." -ben franklin
| | Loveforum Breaktime | | | | Loveforum also recommend - Green tea - Help in weight loss and decrease rate of getting cancer.
| |
| Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Rate This Thread |  Linear Mode | |
Posting Rules
| You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off | | |
All times are GMT +8. The time now is 06:45 PM.
| |
