okie dokie.. let's get this done and over with so that you can finish yet ANOTHER long boring ass lecture.
Basically, this is what the current topic is about
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WOMEN'S ****IN HEAD
That's right buddy. It's gonna be boring as hell so if you don't want to read just click that ****in' "x" button.. you can do it. It is located at the upper right-hand corner of the screen and it's a box with an X in it.
...****in cat
Here is begins:
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I concider myself to be pretty decent when it comes to women, but before I got into the magical world of women did I realize the following:
-During PMS, they usually become uber-pains in the ass
-They may sometimes bitçh for no apparent reason
-They may do things in attempt to make you miserable
Now.. Women usually live for longer than men do. Why? Men WANT to die earlier, after putting up with that hoe for so damn long!
Of course, I'm being totally sarcastic.. Women are the most excellent, intelligent, beautiful, reverant, adorable, cute, cuddly, funny, loveable creatures anybody would have ever thought of creating. NEVER would they EVER EVER
EVER do anything to purposely harm another person.
Ahh.. that mom that cut her babie's arms off in plano TX.. i mean *cough*
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My previous experience with Megan was somewhat.. gayed. Basically, I was about to dump her cuz I wasn't gettin pussy. Damn.. I love pussy.
One thing I didn't realize:
If women did not have a pussy, who would care?
I do, because of that dispicable trick of nature that we refer to as "true love." Personally, I refer to it as "getting horny."
Now, basically.. as all of you know, I went through a lot of shit with this woman. We fixed things.. but I don't want this thread to be about ME, I want it to be about WOMEN.
CAN ANYBODY ANSWER THIS QUESTION FOR ME?!?!
A friend of mine (one of the many 20 year old girl's I talk to across the US on the phone) made an analogy to me. They said, "well.. Nick, you know she isn't ready to do that type of stuff. It's like, when you're eating dinner and you become full but the waiter wants to give you dessert. You're not ready to eat dessert because if you do you'll puke. You want to wait a little bit until you're ready."
This is understandable, however, there is the following visual:
Gets food>Is full>Waits>Eat more.
>Eats more anyways>Pukes.
Messin around physically>Isn't ready for further>Waits>Does More
>Does it anyways>???
As you realize, I'm trying to figure out what that "PUKE" reaction is in a woman when she goes ahead and does it anyways. Not a single woman has been able to answer this for me.
Somebody replace the ??? with somethin for me and I'll be very very happy.
=[LT]sK8eR2gO < n'zizzle >{ldr}
lol So if Laguna can do it, so can you! Do as you wish though. It's your life and you know I'll support ya 100%. 
Go from the TOP, reread the WHOLE thread, THEN post.
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