I repasted this post from another site just for kicks because you guys probably wouldn't get half of it. This is not how I usually go out but I decided to try out what is known as the Mystery Method, hence the extreme verbiage, enjoy: -| IN DA CLUB |- The Get-Up:
Black pants, a great-looking green short-sleeve shirt w/ buttons, subtle gold chain necklace, Raybans, dress shoes, my watch, my good looks and charm, and three wings.
The Game:
We get to the club @ 10pm, as usual, we have to wait 40 minutes in line so we sit there and just joke with eachother, usually we'd chat up some girls if they're near us in line but in front of us are a couple really fat guys and behind us some cocky prep-school types.
We get in the club so we start alpha'ing and busting on eachother, we pause for a moment, holding up the people behind us, all the while flashing huge confident smiles so that all the girls who are checking us out see us and know how to size us up. We make look around the club for a second and then quickly break off into two
squads. S1 sets starts basing on one end of the club. Anyway, its about 10:40 and ItalianWing and I move up the dancefloor, not looking to dance. We start "collecting hugs," we go around greeting the girls we know, we give them hugs, exchange a few quick words, half of them then intro us to their entourage. We each collected about 6 hugs, joked around a little, and then met up with S1 at our base. ItalianWing went and fetched us some drinks but took his time because he started talking to this one girl at the bar. He comes back, without a #...
We finish our drinks and ItalianAlpha and I both get on the floor, split up, and open single HBs (HBs who are alone) who give us AI with the following P_S script:
DJ: What's your name?
HB: I'm HB
DJ: HB, when a good song comes up, I want you to come and dance with me, okay?
I then leave and open another girl who is out of first HBs sight with the same script, I opened 3 girls with this script and went back to my base. S1 introduce me to a couple guys and girls so I start talking to them and I wait there to base-guard while S1 and ItalianWing are gone. In 10 minutes ItalianWing takes over the base. I take off and go to the bar. After a couple minutes a 2set moves next to me (HB7, HB8) and after about a minute I open them with "Did you just
grab my ass?" They then joke back and start shifting blame onto each other and I joke more, saying lines like "You know, I have feelings you know? I'm not just some piece of meat." HB8 (5'7, brown hair, sexy tan) says, "I'm sorry, it was just so tempting, I couldn't help myself..." I single her out and start
kinoing her and get plenty of kino back. Her friend fades herself into the background and starts talking to someone else, I joke w/ HB8 for another minute, I figure she's a senior at Academy of Art SF. So I get her a napkin + my pen & say "do something creative." She gets a little flustered, laughs, and says "like what?" I say "
hint: start with the first 3 digits." She then smiles and starts writing her #, then, inspiration hits: when she finishes writing her #, she tries to give me the napkin, I look at it, not moving, and say, "not creative enough."
"Okay......" she says, a little confused.
"Try and decorate it" and I hint at her lips.
She then gives me a sexual look, kisses under the # and says "voila," handing me the napkin. She gives me a hug and leaves. After a minute I spot one girl that I opened earlier with the P_S Script and start dancing with her for a couple songs, I then try and dance with HBJLo (not the real J.Lo) but she
blocks so I dance with a few girls. I then take off and decide to collect one another of my openers and find her (HB7) with a friend, HB8. I want to move onto the HB8 but when I dance with her I get anti-AIs, I think because her friend was flashing IOI's at me like it was her job. Anyway, I decide to eject after a song. I go back to my
base.
My 3 amigos are all there. We sit there and joke. After 15 minutes this
6-set comes in (HB9Exotic, HB9White, HB7, AMOG#1, AMOG#2, SycophantGuy) and they base themselves at a couple couches. I quickly had my eye on HB9Exotic and wanted to approach but I knew I'd get shot down. So I'm thinking of Mystery's
Group Theory but somehow I'm hesitating with the MM. I decide to start dancing with a few HBs in view of the HB9s just to add to my social proof. Then the HB7 that I ejected from earlier comes up and starts dancing with me and IOIs me, great for Social Proof. After a while I see two twins (HB7, try and guess what the second one was...), I think of something clever to say and open:
MVP: "Am I drunk or is there two of you?"
TWIN: "Maybe both..."
MVP:"How about the both of you?"
TWIN: "No... but if you want us to be, there's a bar over there..." [
At this point I almost... I repeat... I almost... almost got them the drink, the thought of twins, never mind... its a cardinal sin to buy Attention Whores drinks.]
MVP: "Will water do?"
TWIN: "Depends on what you want out of it" [
Despite the sexual innuendo's this HB strikes me as the type who plays games with men so I needed to tone her down with a neghit]:
MVP: "You're a great girl and all... but I just think your sister is so much prettier." [
Okay - can you think of any good TWINs neghits? I sure can't, don't exactly have much need for them...]
The girls laugh a little, the sister gives of a shy vibe. I sit there and talk a little more, and then leave... I didn't see it going anywhere so I took off. The twins gave me a sensual hug, nonetheless, and that always equates with nice Social Proof. I then see ItalianWing with a 3set so I join in and we start busting on eachother in front of the HBs (young college students, 2 x HB7, 1 x HB 8): they
love it, the C&F was rolling, we (me and my wing) actually talked quite a bit, unlike normally when we let the chicks talk, but the girls ate it up completely. We set up a artificial time constraint and after about 6 or 7 minutes later we say that we have to get back to our friends and leave without asking for their numbers. They stop us and the HB8 who I was kino'ing tries to #c me, "how about a trade" my wing says... so we exchanged numbers, we got real
high IL from them. We see S1 with a 2 set but we stay out of it, we kind of have this rule that the squads stay separated for the most part, but we mix up squads every night. Anyway, ItalianWing spots two AMOGs heading for S1's 2set so ItalianWing bumps into them and starts talking to them, telling them how cool they are, just trying to keep them occupied so that S1 can close the set. After a minute the AMOGs try and head for the set but they see that S1 is getting mad IL from the girls and the AMOGs decide to find new targets.
I then decide to head for the 6-set, to work on my
GT skills (still new to it
). I immediately open one of the AMOGs by high-fiving him, saying "wassup man, I've seen you at Cal before" (hadn't, but I saw a Cal keychain on him). He starts talking so I sit down there and I joke with him, his friend joins in and after 2 minutes I got total C&T. SycophantGuy just sat there and symped, he seemed pretty dumb (socially) and no one paid attention to him anyway. The AMOGs introduce me to the whole set, including HBExotic, Carina.
I neg her off the bat "nice nails... are they real?" She says they aren't, I say "oh... well they're nice anyway," and I then continue to ignore her, I say hi to the rest and start joking with the AMOGs. I then start C&T'ing SycophantGuy because he's next to the HB7 so I talk to him, I figure out he's got the same major as me, they're all college kids, most of em go to Cal, the rest SF State. Once SycophantGuy is disarmed I started talking to HB7, all the while not flirting but definitely using C&F. She seemed nice so at this point I had 4 out of 5 others disarmed so I only needed to disarm HB9White before Carina was "safe." I start to talk to HB9White but she seemed a little cold and up in her own nose powdered world. I start joking with the AMOGs again and I become the center of attention, Carina is now getting a little jealous and is tugging me a little for attention. I respond to her but focus on the rest. I was a little confused at this point because HBWhite could still cockblock on me but Carina was giving me AI, so I tried to joke with HBWhite to disarm her but I didn't want to come off as if I was flirting with her. She slowly starts talking and I figure out she's a grad student @ SFState, since she's the oldest one there it slowly begins to make sense to me why she's "high and mighty" towards all of us. Carina, however, is a junior at SF so thats cool. I joke a little with Carina & HBWhite but then get back to the rest and, after having spent a total of about 20 minutes there, eject.
NOTE: I think I should've ejected much sooner. Later Carina and HBWhite start dancing but for some reason I can't approach them, HBWhite kind of had me intimidated (I don't know why). I start dancing near them with a couple of girls I collected hugs from. Carina started trying to get my attention so I danced with her but HBWhite got in between and start semi-
cockblocking on me (not a full out cockblock, but she was still an obstacle). I ejected, hoping to find Carina singled out later. I open a 2set with ItalianWing, no number, we eject. After a while I see that the
6set leaves, its all good. I finished the night with 2 #c's on HB8's.
UPDATE: I've gone out with one of the HB8's and got k-c'd so a close is almost done.
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