Carp's poetry

[carpflounder]

Kay..I wrote this poem..and I think I kind of got a knack for poetry...I'm a poet and I didn't even know it. This isn't directed to anyone...just some beautiful literature.

"You piece of shit,
You tub of lard,
I know your secret,
It wont get hard. "

-carpflounder
Well what do you think?

[shh!]

Such talent, carp! I had no idea that you were capable of such profound insight! Keep up the good work. I can see a Nobel Prize in your future!



hahahahahahaha
you are very funny!

[gHEXjt]

ROFLMFAO! That just made my day!

[misombra]

it's a masterpiece.

[whaywardj]

Somewhat autobiographical, I'd hazard. But pithy.

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Originally Posted by whaywardj

Somewhat autobiographical, I'd hazard. But pithy.

Yes, agreed, there's a definite prong in the brainstem of this one...

[whaywardj]

"Prong in the brainstem." Have to remember that one. Have no idea what it means, but it sounds cool.

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Originally Posted by whaywardj

"Prong in the brainstem." Have to remember that one. Have no idea what it means, but it sounds cool.

Pithed: from answers.com:

tr.v., pithed, pith·ing, piths.
To sever or destroy the spinal cord of, usually by inserting a needle into the vertebral canal.

Commonly done to frogs in science dissections to "anethetize" the poor beast so its functioning organs can be studied.

"feeling pithed" is a colloq. term for feeling braindead/tired, at least in Britain.

Don't ask, if ya don't want to know...