I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends, about the size of my a**.
My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost.
I never forget,an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies, with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay, to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a b****.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best.
Look at ME you idiot... Not at my chest????
I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL, a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you private!?!

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Life is like a dick. When things get hard, **** it.

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Thanks again i think

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Life is like a dick. When things get hard, **** it.

completely original............... NOT



and if ithat khaled guy doesn't stop *spamming* everyone's poems i'm going to kick his ass.

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If you stare at a white pixel long enough, you notice the throbbing red, green, and blue elements that create it.

If you stare at a fuzzy blanket long enough with your eye so close it goes out of focus, just look at the sparkles; you can see it on the cellular level.

Thanks......................

So it's not just mine then

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Life is like a dick. When things get hard, **** it.

Why not? I love driving at night for no reason to enjoy the smell of the air, the feeling of a breeze, and enjoying a drive.

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Kocham Śmierć bo tylko ona na mnie czeka.

I loving going out with my EX in his car and not knowing where we are going it's fun and that is just poem not all of it is true

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Life is like a dick. When things get hard, **** it.

Just like everything that comes out of a woman's mouth.

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Kocham Śmierć bo tylko ona na mnie czeka.

Hay not all women are the same

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Life is like a dick. When things get hard, **** it.

All humans are and we all lie. I don't mind someone lying to me personally as long as it is not a very serious issue. I am not much of a liar though.... probably why I always get in trouble...

I'm not a liar whenit comes to life i don't believe in it it's just wrong. But in a poem it's ok and plus when it's in a poem i don't think it is a lye it's just something that brings the poeming together

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Thanks for the poem...its really excellent...can you prepare one more poem like this so that every one in this forum would enjoy...can you do it

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Informative articles

I try and find one yes

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