| The Lazy Man I was sitting on the lounge, watching the T.V.
She came over and went in front of me.
She took off your clothes, blocking my view.
I said ,"I'm watching T.V, **** you!"
She came up to me, and shaked your breasts.
I flipped the channels looking for the India VS Pakistan test.
She put her tits, in my face.
I missed watching the baseball, what a waste!
Later on,she started getting erotic.
I was reading the newspaper reading about a narcotic.
She tickled my ear, i spilled my beer.
So i sent her away, the floor you must clear.
Later on, while we were in bed.
I layed my head on the pillow, pretending i was dead.
She was naked, and she moved up to me.
I said ,"You did the same thing when i was watching the T.V!"
She moved in closer, searching south.
I put a full cream bun in her mouth.
She died, i cried.
And now i can finally watch my T.V
How random?
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Last edited by lingwingfred : 18-01-08 at 09:44 PM.
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