Please Love Me Anyway

[sfalexi]

Hey all.

Here's a poem I wrote. I enjoy writing a poem and maybe it'll strike a chord with some of you. If the reader response is good, I'll post more poetry up here. Thanks. And feel free to critique.

Alexi

[sfalexi]

Please Love Me Anyway
by: Alexi

Good morning Gorgeous! How's my honey?
Um . . . I don't know how to say this, but I just lost a TON of money.
We're in Las Vegas, and thought I'd win!
How was I supposed to know not to hit again?
But no matter what I do, or say,
I'm begging you to love me anyway.

And back at the house, I know things aren't exactly "fine".
I'm sorry, but I FORGOT that the blue toothbrush was mine.
And I ended up using yours to get the dog crap off my shoes.
Think of it as a story to make us laugh when we're feeling blue.
But no matter what I do or say,
I'm begging you to love me anyway.

As for the toilet seat, God! Where do I begin?
You have NO idea how sorry I am that you fell in.
And about not flushing the night before . . .
I am SOOO sorry. No mistakes! NO MORE!
But no matter what I do, or say,
I'm begging you to love me anyway.

What I can say? I'm the stereotypical 'man'.
I eat, sleep, poop, and have sex whenever I can.
Wow. I can't believe I just told you the essentials. The 'basic four'.
Wait...What'd you say? How dare you. Just go to work you ****ing whore.

[squirrley]

damn that was the funniest shit Alexi! Oh see now we need stuff like that to highlight our day! VERY GOOD ALEXI-im impressed my friend...

good good job*pats you on the back for a job well done*

[Clifton]

haha that was great..you seem to have a nack for storytelling in your poems, id like to hear more of it...poetry/storytelling is one of the things i love about hiphop

[Breezy18]

LMAO That was hilarious Alexi! Encore! Encore!