My Ode to Shh!

[Lloyd95]

I'm in love with a girl named Shh!,
And I don't know to to do.

She sent a picture of her smile,
But we're separated by 3,000 miles.

Her legs must be tired, because she's running through my head,
It's the time off-line, alone, that I dread.

Oh, and did I mention she has a hubby?
Never-the-less, the thought of her gives me a chubby!

[shh!]

Hahahahahahhaa
hhahahahahahahha
hahahahahahaha

You are SO going to irritate the mods...

[Lloyd95]

Quote:

Originally Posted by shh!

Hahahahahahhaa
hhahahahahahahha
hahahahahahaha

You are SO going to irritate the mods...

Bring 'em!

[TAVS]

Quote:

Originally Posted by shh!

Hahahahahahhaa
hhahahahahahahha
hahahahahahaha

You are SO going to irritate the mods...

The Mods? What about the rest of us?

[Lloyd95]

Quote:

Originally Posted by TAVS

The Mods? What about the rest of us?

Aw c'mon, just having a little fun here

[Cybog]

No kidding. That poem was about as desperate as a 15 year old nerd trying to get into the pants of the lead cheerleader.

Awww...how cute!

/gags self with an oar

[Lloyd95]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cybog

No kidding. That poem was about as desperate as a 15 year old nerd trying to get into the pants of the lead cheerleader.

Awww...how cute!

/gags self with an oar

Alright; I was a Math major, words aren't my strong point; and I really could only spend a couple minutes to thinkone up. And if it was too good , Shh! might get the wrong impression. And I'd have to worry about copywrites.....blahblahblah.

Don't worry, Lloyd. I think Cy has a daily quotta of number of people he has to be a complete dickhead to. Don't take it personal, you're just a number ;)

[Illusional]

i know this member by the name of lloyd
tryna get with another member, but it's giving him a hemerrhoid
tossing and turning, he can't sleep
yet at the same time, it's hard to keep
his emotions and his erections under control
why not just bend over and stick a dildo up your *sshole
i know it's against your gay tendencies, but please
considering that you want to steal her from her husband
why not try another social contraband?

raverboy

[Only-virgins]

I once read a poem
that sucked uber ass
It made me depressed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Only-virgins

I once read a poem
that sucked uber ass
It made me depressed.

Winner.


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[BlackRose]

oh man... this thread made me laugh so hard...thanks guys i needed that

lloyd? is this a call for attention?

[RSK]

Quote:

Originally Posted by lilwing89

lloyd? is this a call for attention?

lilwing? is THIS a call for attention?

Cut it out, now.

I love shh!, Lloyd, Lilwing, and RSK all the same. Stop fighting over me.