Thread: Retribution !!

Hi friends!
Something to think about and laugh.........

Sometime back one very big group of cows went up to heaven. Upon entering heaven's gate they saw a very big group of chickens there. "Hey, what are u all doing here in heaven?" asked the oldest cow. " Oh... we were all slaughtered indiscriminately down in Hong Kong..." said the oldest mother hen sadly. " Ya... we too were slaughtered indiscriminately down in Europe and Japan. You know those damned people out there , They were just reckless and cruel creatures. Only a few cows caused the mad cow disease and they just killed us by the thousands." " Where are those few cows that caused the mad cow disease?" asked one of the chicken. " Oh they were banished down to hell." lamented the old cow. " Ya we too had a few mischievious chicken that caused the bird flu and they were banished to hell too." Just then a big group of pigs entered the heaven's gate and the same story of indiscriminate slaughter goes around. Disgusted and angry, the old cow picked up a phone, make a call to hell and got their mischievious friends to come up with a deadly virus and send it to earth. " Why do u want to do that for?", asked the cow from hell . " Just to see whether those silly people will indiscriminately slaughter their own kind", came the reply. "Oh, and what shall we call the deadly virus?"asked the chicken from hell. "Any name , so long as the virus makes the people "Sick And Really Sick." "Ok we shall call it SARS"

Originally Posted by Tallgeese

Hi Joseph, congradulations on being made a moderator!

you digger!!