oooh my bad...u wanted FUNNY...damn

Yeah I am quoting porn.

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lol ... best movies lines in porn.. nice linebacker!

"Larry is this you homework?"
Big Lebowski

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"Remember always, that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one."
- - Eleanor Roosevelt
" It's not who we are that holds us back, it's who we think we're not."
- - Michael Nolan
"...to love and lose, is better than not to love at all..." .... yours truly
" The world is big... I want to see all of it before it gets dark." -- John Muir

scene: A guy jerking off by the pool with a porn mag.
Blonde bombshell appears from basically nowhere and says...

"How would like a real woman instead of a magazine?"

More classic porn lines provided by me.

That one was from Super Blondes.

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" Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwhere and when i do, it's usually something unusal"
Stripes, Bill Murray

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"Remember always, that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one."
- - Eleanor Roosevelt
" It's not who we are that holds us back, it's who we think we're not."
- - Michael Nolan
"...to love and lose, is better than not to love at all..." .... yours truly
" The world is big... I want to see all of it before it gets dark." -- John Muir

"No see this is mine, if it was yours it would say '****ing doushbag'." - Don't remember where this is from. A TV show I believe.

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i thin it was.. THAT 70's SHOW? ... maybe .I seem to remember hearing that.. Great qoute!!! haha

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"Remember always, that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one."
- - Eleanor Roosevelt
" It's not who we are that holds us back, it's who we think we're not."
- - Michael Nolan
"...to love and lose, is better than not to love at all..." .... yours truly
" The world is big... I want to see all of it before it gets dark." -- John Muir

Isn't that show on cable? I don't think they would've let them say "****ing doushbag". I think it was a show on HBO cause it wasn't bleeped or anything.

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Good point, maybe it was saprano's?
who knows, good quote though!

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"Remember always, that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one."
- - Eleanor Roosevelt
" It's not who we are that holds us back, it's who we think we're not."
- - Michael Nolan
"...to love and lose, is better than not to love at all..." .... yours truly
" The world is big... I want to see all of it before it gets dark." -- John Muir

I LOVE THAT LINE!!!

Friday was awesome...

I liked the "Daaaa-aaaaaaaaaaamn!" too.

Valo - "Hey Falcone, tell him how Hellboy is gonna get it."
Falcone - "Yeah, you know Hellboy? He is going to get it."

~Haggard

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LOL...

"you know he's gunna go dry in the car right?"

"hey! SMOKY OVER HERE TAKING A SHIT!".... "well, I won't tell anyone else.."

that movie is so freakin funny!

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"Remember always, that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one."
- - Eleanor Roosevelt
" It's not who we are that holds us back, it's who we think we're not."
- - Michael Nolan
"...to love and lose, is better than not to love at all..." .... yours truly
" The world is big... I want to see all of it before it gets dark." -- John Muir

"You're entering a world of pain Smokey. A world of pain."

Walter from The Big Lebowski

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The Big Lebowski is so funny!

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"Remember always, that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one."
- - Eleanor Roosevelt
" It's not who we are that holds us back, it's who we think we're not."
- - Michael Nolan
"...to love and lose, is better than not to love at all..." .... yours truly
" The world is big... I want to see all of it before it gets dark." -- John Muir

"And now you must face my fist of fury. Eeny meeny miney moe, I wonder where my glove will go."

~Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

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