Hey what are some of the funniest things you have heard in a movie?


"She gives good Helmet" ... spaceballs
One of LINEBACKER_2's and my favs "Try not to suck any dick in the parking lot on hte way home!" CLERKS

Got any others?

"Why am I here the eternal question and now for the eternal awnser I dont know."

Mickey Rourke
in Barfly

"There's nothing sexier than smoke billowing proudly from a woman's red engourged nostrils."

Gene Hackman in Heartbreakers

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"Who's your daddy and what does he do?"

"Get in the choppa nowuh!"

"Hey there you are! (Do I know you?) No, but that's where you are, you're there!"

"Kick him in the nards!" "Wolfman don't have nards!"

"Missssster Andersssson..."

Cindy Campbell: We have to call the police!
Ray: Forget it, I ain't going to jail!
Greg: He's right! Cindy, do you know what they do to teens in jail? All of those sex-starved convicts waiting for a fresh piece of meat?
Ray: On second thought, maybe we should call the police. "

-Scary Movie

"...every man dies, but not every man really lives..."

mel gibson in braveheart.

raverboy

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...this is just my perspective on the situation...

"I can't remember to forget you."

Guy Pearce in Memento

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Heit ist mein taug.

LOL That movie was a riot!

You got knocked the F#$k out!
Friday

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"Remember always, that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one."
- - Eleanor Roosevelt
" It's not who we are that holds us back, it's who we think we're not."
- - Michael Nolan
"...to love and lose, is better than not to love at all..." .... yours truly
" The world is big... I want to see all of it before it gets dark." -- John Muir

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire over the shoulder of Orion. I've watch sea beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate... All those moments will be lost in time. Like tears, in rain. Time to die."

Roy Batty
From the movie "Bladerunner"

" I will only say this once, I have never said it before.... this type of certainy comes but once in a life time..." Clint Eastwood
Bridges Across Madison County...

yeah yeah, it's a chick flick

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"Remember always, that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one."
- - Eleanor Roosevelt
" It's not who we are that holds us back, it's who we think we're not."
- - Michael Nolan
"...to love and lose, is better than not to love at all..." .... yours truly
" The world is big... I want to see all of it before it gets dark." -- John Muir

Here's a classic line:

"**** me!"
Man appears in the background
"You said you wanted someone to **** you"
"Oh! No the washing machine won't work"
"You still want someone to **** you"
"Well, I guess..."

A classic scene from SLICK HONEY.

LINEBACKER 2

"whos motorcycle is this?"
"zed"
"who's Zed?'
"zed dead baby, zeds dead."

Pulp Fiction...

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"Remember always, that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one."
- - Eleanor Roosevelt
" It's not who we are that holds us back, it's who we think we're not."
- - Michael Nolan
"...to love and lose, is better than not to love at all..." .... yours truly
" The world is big... I want to see all of it before it gets dark." -- John Muir

Here's another classic line:

"Hey Bob, check her OTHER pipes!"

A line from Slippery When Wet.

so is it me or is linebacker_2 quoteing porn?

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"Remember always, that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one."
- - Eleanor Roosevelt
" It's not who we are that holds us back, it's who we think we're not."
- - Michael Nolan
"...to love and lose, is better than not to love at all..." .... yours truly
" The world is big... I want to see all of it before it gets dark." -- John Muir

"hasta la vista, baby" terminator 2
"bad idea" predator part 1 when Arnold hits the Predator
"it's not what it looks like" used in many movies
"may force be with you" lol Star Wars
"Smoken" Mask
"B-E-A-Utiful" Bruce all mighty
"Why dont you stick ur head out and take a peek?" JasonX
"welcome to my world B****" freddy
"I'll be back" duh...terminator 2 ....again
"You call that knife? *swoosh* This! is a kn0ife!" crocodile dundee w/e his name is