| I work part time at Starbucks. A lady came in with her kid the other day, and ordered a steamed milk for her kid. We asked her, do you want us to put any flavour in it? She says no. So, you just want plain steamed milk with no flavour in it? Yes, she says.
So, I'm at the bar, I steam some milk for her kid and give it to her. She looks at it. She looks at me. "This is it?" she says. "I thought you would put something in it, like a tea bag, or some flavouring?" (A tea bag?!?!) I look at her as if to say 'Are you ****ing serious?', then say "..would you LIKE me to put flavour in it? Because you said no to it just two minutes ago when we asked you." She rolls her eyes at me at says "Well you don't expect her to just drink plain milk, do you?"
Actually, what I would like is for you to do is get off the drugs, crackerjack.
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