No one else found that funny? lol

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It's a bit similar in nature to the songs I posted.

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Heil Frasbee

lol... i see that...

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I love that song, blackrose. Have you heard the female retort version?


F.U.R.B by Frankee

Oh oh
Oooh
No no no

(You know there is two sides to every story)

See, I don't, know why
You're cryin like a b*tch
Talkin shit like a snitch

Why'd you, write a song bout me?
If you really didn't care, you wouldn't wanna share Tellin everybody just how you feel

F*ck, what I did, it was your fault somehow
F*ck the presents, I threw all that sh*t out
F*ck all the cryin it didn't mean jack
Well, guess what yo, F*ck you right back

F*ck What I did, was your fault somehow
F*ck The presents, I threw all that shit out
F*ck all the cryin it didn't mean jack
Well, guess what yo, F*ck you right back

You thought you could really make me moan
I had better sex all alone (ha ha ha ha)
I had to do your friend
Now you want me to come back, you must be smokin crack
I'm goin else where and that's a fact

F*ck all those nights I moaned real loud
F*ck it, I faked it, aren't you proud?
F*ck all those nights you thought you broke my back
Well, guess what yo, your sex was wack

F*ck all those nights I moaned real loud
F*ck it, I faked it, I'll rent you out
F*ck all those nights you thought you broke my back
Well guess what yo, your sex was wack

oh,oh
Uh uh yeah

oh, oh
Uh uh yea

oh, oh
Uh uh yea

oh, oh
Uh uh yea

You questioned, did I care?
Maybe I would have, if you woulda come to me
Now it's over
But I do admit I'm glad I didn't catch your crabs
I can't sweat that cuz I got to go

F*ck, what I did, was your fault somehow
F*ck the presents, I threw all that shit out
F*ck all the cryin it didn't mean jack
Well, guess what yo, F*ck you right back

Oh, Oh
Uh uh yeah

Oh, Oh
Uh uh yea

Oh, Oh
Uh uh yea

Oh, Oh
Uh uh yea


You made me do this

Focused, you poor, poor soul. Here are some songs you might actually relate to, the songs themselves are actually good too, great bands. Check them out, they are helping me.

The Arcade Fire - "Wake Up"

Something... filled up,
my heart... with nothing,
someone... told me not to cry...

But now that... I'm older,
my heart's... colder,
and I can... see that it's a lie.

Children... wake up!
hold your mistake up!
before they... turn the summer into dust...

If the children... don't grow up,
our bodies get bigger, but our hearts get torn up.
We're just a million little gods causin rain storms, turnin' every good thing to rust!

I guess we'll just have to adjust.

With my lighnin' bolts a glowin',
I can see where I am goin' to be,
when the reaper he reaches and touches my hand!

You better look out below!

I guess I left a part out. That's not a song for her man, it's for you. I know you don't want to hear this, but you knew you were going to. Move on. Chalk this up as experience, you don't deserve to be jerked around like that. It's hard but she sounds like she needs to work on yourself before she really be in a caring relationship. You can't do it for her. You will love again. Here's another great song, kind of emotional, at least for me, but absolutely awesome. I encourage you to hear it to really feel it.

Ima Robot - "Scream"

Big blue in a gasfield, you caught me lyin'
Pathetic religion of and cryin'
I nailed the door shut to leave you blind
I nailed the door shut for peace of mind

You were the first love I ever had
You hit me high, you hit me low
Time doesn't slow down for those who dream
I wake only to hear this scream.

Hot and cold in the goldmine, the diamond legs
After she hit me off, I just had to beg
I nailed the door shut to leave you blind
I nailed the door shut for peace of mind

You were the first love I ever had
You hit me high, you hit me low
Time doesn't slow down for those who dream
I wake only to hear this scream

Love, the only incident,
An infatuation...
Is this sweet manipulation?
Well, I was frightened myself.

What is love?
It's a fine inclination
A lovely retardation
What is life?
A reality vacation.
Indulgent operation
What is love?
The worthiest damnation
Sweet temptation

What is love?