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21-12-05, 08:40 PM
|  | atada a mis pies. | | Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: 45 degrees away.
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| | | merry ****ing christmas everybody! Merry ****ing Christmas - South Park
I heard there is no Christmas,
In the silly Middle East..
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus,
They have different religious beliefs...
They believe in Muhammad,
And not in our holiday...
And so every December,
I go to the Middle East and say...
Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry ****ing Christmas
Put down that book, The Koran
And hear some holiday wishes
Incase you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's Birthday
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
And ****ing celebrate.
There is no holiday season in India,
I've heard..
They don't hang up their stockings,
And that is just absurd..
They've never read a Christmas story,
They don't know what Rudolph is about...
And that's why in December,
I'll go to India and shout...
Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry ****ing Christmas
Drink eggnog, and eat some beef
and pass it to the missus
Incase you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass,
And ****ing celebrate.
Now I heard that in Japan,
Everyone just lives in sin...
They pray to several gods,
And put needles in their skin...
On December twenty-fifth,
all they do is eat a cake...
and that is why I'll go to Japan,
and walk around and say...
Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry ****ing Christmas
God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum.
Incase you haven't noticed,
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
and Merry ****ing Christmas to you.
On Christmas Day, I travel round the world and say..
Taoists, Korishnas, Buddists
and all you atheists too..
Merry ****ing Christmas to you.
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21-12-05, 09:01 PM
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| | | I love South Park! Such a clever way of showing us what we (as a society) really look like!
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21-12-05, 09:06 PM
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| | | Yea Merry ****ing Chrismtas to you too! Hope you **** alot!
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22-12-05, 12:51 AM
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22-12-05, 01:08 AM
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| | Not that this represents my personal views, but hey, I am bored. http://www.illwillpress.com/xmas.html | |
22-12-05, 01:16 AM
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| | | I'm comin' hoooooooooooooooome bitches!
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22-12-05, 05:51 AM
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| | Merry Xmas and Winter Solstice everybody 
Also happy Yalda, Saturnalia, Karachun, Hanukah and Zamenhof day!
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He betrays trust, twists truth and fair
Indifference is his way to cope
Engulfing sound of sensations
He quells with voices of despair
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Flees at the sight of his cold stare
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22-12-05, 09:35 AM
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| | | Merry Christmas And Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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22-12-05, 09:38 AM
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| | | What is it I saw on a tv ad? Oh yeah...Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah!!!
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22-12-05, 09:43 AM
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| | | I saw that too.. I think it was from Cingular wireless or virgin mobile or something! That made me laugh!
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22-12-05, 08:35 PM
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| | | I'm home for 2 weeks guys.
Let's see how much of it I waste on the boards, eh?
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22-12-05, 08:36 PM
| | atada a mis pies. | | Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: 45 degrees away.
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| | | yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay friz, you're back. | |
22-12-05, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by misombra yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay friz, you're back. Yeah, but not really.
I've been up for more than 24 hours.
More than half of which I've spent driving back to PA.
I'm tired as all hell.
I'll catch you all soon enough though.
G'night. (8:41AM eastern standard time)
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22-12-05, 08:44 PM
| | atada a mis pies. | | Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: 45 degrees away.
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| | | good "night" frizz. see you when i get off work... 8pm. | |
22-12-05, 09:39 PM
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| | | Fras-We should meet up for a beer while you're back! Or not.
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