XD You're a terrible human being.

**** you. hey go fall in a ditch.

so tell me, was it you who tried eating yellow snow?



and you all have mixed up the story so bad. i dont remember exactly how it was told, but this is how it went. so LISTEN UP


at a time when i thought i was gay, i wanted to test whether or not i was really gay by seeing if i liked having something shoved up my ass(which by the way isnt necessarily how) and i just so happened to try this with a cucumber, that was in a basket along with other cucumbers, that my mommy was going to use to make a pie or something... there was a few there so i figured they would never notice that one was missing. so late night i snuck out into the kitchen and did a little test. i was home alone and shit. i hated it. i thought i liked it at first but i actually really hated it. so i washed it off with like dish soap and anti bacterial soap and stuff and put it back in the basket. NOT the end of story!

then i realized how gross and shit that would be, so the next day when everyone was home, i stuffed it into my pants and sneaked it into my room, where i chopped it up into thousands of little pieces and put it into a plastic bag. then i tied the plastic bag up and walked to a dumpster near my house and chucked it.


i found out i wasnt gay because i wasnt attracted to other men. im solely attracted to women.

so HA

Sure, maybe it's disgusting, but.... You still shoved it up your ass and it touched other cucumbers THAT PEOPLE ATE!

How do you feel about people taking chunks out of your asshole? Hmm?

I'm REALLY tempted to put this on my website.

Nope, you're still weird though.

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you're still a jerkoff.

Lolz!111111111111111!!!

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laugh it up fatty.

Oh noez some one called me fat over the Internet...

weirdo.

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you aren't cool

and you are fat

Yes because you've seen my body... weirdo. Go back to sticking cucumbers up your ass, fag.

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shows how stupid you are. you have pictures on your myspace, and you ARE fat. and i didnt like the cucumber deal, so bitch please.

You must be right.

You love the cucumber up your bum hole!!

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you are a ****ing idiot!

i just said i didn't like it, in the previous post.

Ok chill out, it was a joke. Some people take the internet too serriously.

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well im not joking, fatass