You really are ****ing weird though, who puts cucumbers up their ass???? Do you have water on the brain or something?

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1. why do you care?

2. no i don't, i am a very intelligent individual.

3. fick dich.

1. I don't, it's funny.

2. No you're not, the cucumber incident is a classic example of your intelligence.

3. I'm bored now.

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hmm, if im so ****ing stupid, i wonder why i am in the 90th percentile of seniors in high school on the act test. i also wonder that, when i have a gpa of 3.49, and also how i got into all state chorus, my first year in chorus, and how i can speak 3 different languages, play guitar, piano, flute, and drums, do graphic art, have a nice girlfriend, and a bunch of other nice shit.

you don't know me. that is why you are a jerkoff. you are a stupid ****ing prick with a fatass and a big mouth. im sure that doesnt get you far in life.

You're hilarious.

It does get me far in life actually, are you 12 or something?

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no, wow. you are a ****ing idiot. im a senior in high school. that means im 17-18. lack of attention to detail.

so what do you do? wash dishes at a pub? wipe old peoples' asses for a living?

i have better things to do than sit here and fight with jerkoffs like you. like finish the new website design for my boss.

Lack of detail because I don't care, you obviously do as you're getting so angry hahaha!

You're 17 or 18 and putting cucumbers up your ass? Funny, man.

Toodles. xxx

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blow me, stupid bitch.

im better than you and im higher on the food chain. go fall down a cliff and break your neck and die.

how does that make you feel? people who stuck a cucumber in their butt are better than you.

*Pats you on the head* of course you are; you silly little kid.

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im sure you couldnt reach my head, because you are a midget.

LolZ RaNdUmB!1111

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if you could put that in plain english so i could read that..

aber, ich spreche deustch. den, du versteh' nicht mir!

But I wrote it in Retardish so you'd understand!

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how come you can speak it?

are you calling yourself a retard or what?

I learnt it off you. Can't you read or what?

You do make weird threads though.

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