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25-05-07, 06:49 AM
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| | | what would you do Say its Christmas Eve. Your sitting down watching tv with your kids, and suddenly someone comes down the chimney dressed like Santa. You know damn well there is no Santa, but your kids think its Santa. So what do you do? Do you shoot his a$$in front of your kids? Or let him come in and take your sh it? | | Loveforum Breaktime | | |  | Loveforum also recommend - Green tea - Help in weight loss and decrease rate of getting cancer.
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25-05-07, 09:52 AM
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| | | I'd probably be like,"Kids ... go to your rooms and let Santa work ..."
then turn to the dude and say ,"Mutha****a, you better do some kind of magic trick or I'm bout to bust one on you ..."
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25-05-07, 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by tooxshort I'd probably be like,"Kids ... go to your rooms and let Santa work ..."
then turn to the dude and say ,"Mutha****a, you better do some kind of magic trick or I'm bout to bust one on you ..." lmao i feel you | |
25-05-07, 11:27 PM
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25-05-07, 11:52 PM
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| | | my chimney would be too thin.
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26-05-07, 12:02 AM
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| | | i'd light the fireplace and stuff his ass back up the chimney.
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26-05-07, 12:23 AM
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| | | Santa isn't real?! :[ How dare you shatter my dreams.
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26-05-07, 02:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Converse Santa isn't real?! :[ How dare you shatter my dreams. you mean your fantasies? i've read your blogs. you want to **** santa. don't you? admit it. we all know.
"**** me santa! OH YES! RIGHT THERE!" 
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26-05-07, 02:08 AM
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Anyway, my nine-year-old would Tae Kwon Do his ass. She knows that Santa is an angel, that St. Nicholas lived long ago and that the smelly guys running around dressed up like him are imposters.
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26-05-07, 02:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Gigabitch Eeeew.
Anyway, my nine-year-old would Tae Kwon Do his ass. She knows that Santa is an angel, that St. Nicholas lived long ago and that the smelly guys running around dressed up like him are imposters. that's just like you. make your own children do all the dirty work.
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26-05-07, 02:33 AM
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Originally Posted by lilwing that's just like you. make your own children do all the dirty work. Hey, I'm the one who's gonna have to clean up the mess and hide the body later, so it's only fair.
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26-05-07, 06:53 AM
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Originally Posted by lilwing you mean your fantasies? i've read your blogs. you want to **** santa. don't you? admit it. we all know.
"**** me santa! OH YES! RIGHT THERE!"
Oh hell yeah I do, I want his red sacks in my mouth LOL!
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