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05-02-08, 12:31 PM
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| | | The hit on your opposite sex LF friend thread The purpose of this thread is to hit on random people, like gigabitch or vashti for instance, and act as though you were trying to pick them up. The reason is because I'm kind of bored and may as well see where this leads. Possibly a wild LF party at Illusionals house
Since I'm the first poster I'll have to start somewhere
These can take on any amount of creativity you feel like, such as being in the "If you know what I mean..." format.
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Indi, if I was an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes*  If ya know what I mean....
OK people, go
* note: also applies equally to giga, vash, & misombra
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05-02-08, 12:36 PM
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| | | Ooh! Cheezy pick up lines.
DM - I lost my teddy bear. Will YOU sleep with me?
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05-02-08, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by vashti DM - I lost my teddy bear. Will YOU sleep with me?
Ohh yeaah. But this teddy bear, much like Corduroy, doesn't have any buttons on his trousers 
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05-02-08, 12:43 PM
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| | | Whoa, you are so hot, you'd make the devil sweat.
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05-02-08, 12:47 PM
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| | | Make babies with me??
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05-02-08, 01:31 PM
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| | | Vash, If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.
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05-02-08, 09:17 PM
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| | | Aww, OV! You are sweet. What time do you have to be back in Heaven?
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| | | OV, if I had a super computer, I let you frag my ass in Crysis. ::wink wink::
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05-02-08, 11:31 PM
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| | | dm, aren't you tired from running through my mind all morning?
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06-02-08, 02:27 AM
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Originally Posted by misombra dm, aren't you tired from running through my mind all morning? i'd love to run my fingers through your hair. | | 
06-02-08, 02:29 AM
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forget mr.right i need mr.right now. | | 
06-02-08, 02:34 AM
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Originally Posted by LostNotFound ^^^^ eeewwww
forget mr.right i need mr.right now. Yes, forget about Mr. Right. Why? Because I can quench all of your sexual curiosities, right here, right now. | | 
06-02-08, 02:39 AM
| | | | a lot of big words for someone with a small dicktionary | | 
06-02-08, 02:41 AM
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Originally Posted by vashti Aww, OV! You are sweet. What time do you have to be back in Heaven? The things we would do to eachother... we'd go straight to hell. Naked. | | 
06-02-08, 02:48 AM
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Originally Posted by LostNotFound a lot of big words for someone with a small dicktionary oh, damn that makes me hot... that's quite a big assumption you've got. | | Loveforum Breaktime | | |  | Loveforum also recommend - Green tea - Help in weight loss and decrease rate of getting cancer.
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