has your son ever had an erection?

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Yes... in fact, the first time he got one, he was very young, and was alarmed when it wouldn't go down. He came running out yelling that there was something wrong. (He was about 4 or 5, as I remember.)
He doesn't talk about them with me anymore (thank god).

Anyway, that's not the point. The point is that he cleans up after himself. How'd you like a girl to leave her blood all over the toilet seat?

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I wank in the shower

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"Hey Nick, wanna go lolerskating later?"

"Sorry I can't, I booked tickets for a ride on the roflcopter today"

Did I make this thread awkward?

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"Hey Nick, wanna go lolerskating later?"

"Sorry I can't, I booked tickets for a ride on the roflcopter today"

i peed in teh shower once and my mom got mad so she punched me in the dick. now i pee blood

Haha that is pure genius Fras! I can't believe I've never thought of it. I usually just go for the awkward applied torque and hope for the best.

The best doesn't usually happen though.

If I clean up, then you, as a woman, don't need to yell to lift the seat up every time I piss. I could just pee all over the place and clean it up, just like you do with blood. But I don't, unlike you do. I always put two layers of toilet paper on the seat, everywhere, because I know women have pissed and spread blood all over it.


And wanking in the shower is too common to make the topic awkward, DM!

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madonna pees in the shower.

she says it cures athletes foot.

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a wise man isn't always saved by his wisdom. just like a stupid man does not always do stupid things.

Madonna is soooo smart!

As long as you're cleaning the shower, Fras, I think it's a good idea. Beats missing the toilet.

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