| | | Quote of the month: "It is not the things we do in life that we regret on our death bed. It is the things we do not. Find your passion and follow it.
" ~ Randy Pausch |
| | | 
28-04-08, 12:53 AM
|  | Phillyboy | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: New Orleans, Louisiana
Gender:
Posts: 9,709
Thanks: 351
Thanked 532 Times in 389 Posts
| | | I Pee In The Shower Even when I'm not taking one.
Like this morning, I had a big boner, and I couldn't get it down, so I just ran the water, and peed.
__________________ Heil Frasbee | | Loveforum Breaktime | | |  | Loveforum also recommend - Green tea - Help in weight loss and decrease rate of getting cancer.
| | 
28-04-08, 01:03 AM
|  | atada a mis pies. | | Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: 45 degrees away.
Posts: 10,208
Thanks: 1,155
Thanked 1,060 Times in 801 Posts
| | | you monster.
__________________
a wise man isn't always saved by his wisdom. just like a stupid man does not always do stupid things.
| | 
28-04-08, 02:02 AM
| | Caught in Hands of Fate. | | Join Date: Mar 2008
Gender:
Posts: 143
Thanks: 51
Thanked 20 Times in 18 Posts
| | | eww - why don't you just use the toilet?!
And why would you want to stand in your own piss when you take a shower?!?!
X
__________________
""The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach out for more. It plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds." | | 
28-04-08, 02:31 AM
| | **** you | | Join Date: May 2005 Location: Estonia
Gender:
Posts: 1,053
Thanks: 144
Thanked 176 Times in 150 Posts
| |
Originally Posted by Lozenger eww - why don't you just use the toilet?!
And why would you want to stand in your own piss when you take a shower?!?!
X You women will never understand the accurate art of peeing since all you have to do is sit and let it flow. It is really hard to pee in the toilet if you are having a hard on and want to pee, it gets all over the place.
Plus, there are also difficulties with foreskin which you have to pull up every time before peeing or it may happen that you drip the floor or burst out an uncontrollable spray.
But I actually have never peed in the shower. I don't want to stand in my own piss and others use it too. If I have a hard on, I just need to wait and suffer. Btw, hard ons are very common in the mornings.
__________________
Think again!
Last edited by boobaa : 28-04-08 at 02:33 AM.
| | 
28-04-08, 02:36 AM
| | | | People piss all over the place, here in the dorms; on the doors of people which they hate, down the stairwell, in the sink, in the waterfountain, on the showerhead, all over the toilet seat, etc. I cannot wait to get the **** out of here. | | 
28-04-08, 02:43 AM
| | different state of mind | | Join Date: Sep 2001
Gender:
Posts: 12,831
My Mood: Thanks: 14
Thanked 302 Times in 254 Posts
| | | i just piss in the yard and sometimes it gets all over my neighbor's house. =)~
raverboy
__________________
...this is just my perspective on the situation...
| | 
28-04-08, 03:16 AM
| | Caught in Hands of Fate. | | Join Date: Mar 2008
Gender:
Posts: 143
Thanks: 51
Thanked 20 Times in 18 Posts
| | | It's still horrible - even if you do have a hard-on.
In my school, girls have been know to put clingfilm over the top of the toilet, so when one sits down to piss, it flicks back in her face!
X
__________________
""The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach out for more. It plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds." | | 
28-04-08, 03:46 AM
|  | We fall, but must get up | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Ontario, Canada
Gender:
Posts: 576
Thanks: 74
Thanked 80 Times in 69 Posts
| | | The best solution is to pee before you go to sleep, and then you won't be tempted to go during the night either.
Once you wake up, you won't be tempted to go as bad and have strange things like you had happen again.
P.S. You must have some crazy dreams, to get a boner when you wake up.
__________________
" Nothing is a waste of time, if
you use the experience wisely. "
=> Auguste Rodin
| | 
28-04-08, 04:18 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The golden state
Gender:
Posts: 884
Thanks: 119
Thanked 303 Times in 244 Posts
| |
Originally Posted by Kromat The best solution is to pee before you go to sleep, and then you won't be tempted to go during the night either.
Once you wake up, you won't be tempted to go as bad and have strange things like you had happen again.
P.S. You must have some crazy dreams, to get a boner when you wake up. I drink a lot of water...so I can't help it. If I don't drink enough water before bed I can't sleep. And I tend to go to the restroom more frequently then most people I know. No I'm not diabetic or have any other problem I've been checked already.
P.S. Have you ever heard of morning wood? | | 
28-04-08, 05:06 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 29
Thanks: 3
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
| | | i piss too, | | 
28-04-08, 05:16 AM
|  | Lloyd is a dirty old man "Hot Love Pancake(s)" | | Join Date: Dec 2005
Gender:
Posts: 10,909
Thanks: 589
Thanked 869 Times in 683 Posts
| | | I am really grossed out. I suggest you never tell Amy about this.
BTW - there was an old Seinfeld episode about peeing in the shower.
__________________ | | 
28-04-08, 05:31 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: florida
Posts: 4,663
Thanks: 84
Thanked 112 Times in 102 Posts
| | | Ha, I'm actually laughing my ass off because Ive personally met Fras and this I just can't see happening. I bet Amy knows though!
__________________
everything happens for a reason...
| | 
28-04-08, 05:53 AM
| | **** you | | Join Date: May 2005 Location: Estonia
Gender:
Posts: 1,053
Thanks: 144
Thanked 176 Times in 150 Posts
| |
Originally Posted by Lozenger It's still horrible - even if you do have a hard-on.
In my school, girls have been know to put clingfilm over the top of the toilet, so when one sits down to piss, it flicks back in her face!
X Welcome to the horrible MAN world. So you better don't whine about men leaving the seat up, otherwise they will leave it down and piss all over it. We have to raise it, why cant you?
__________________
Think again!
| | 
28-04-08, 06:07 AM
|  | Phillyboy | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: New Orleans, Louisiana
Gender:
Posts: 9,709
Thanks: 351
Thanked 532 Times in 389 Posts
| | | I don't stand in it in the mornings, I just piss in it from the outside while the water is running.
In any case, urine is sterile, and while the water is running, nobody would know it's been pissed in. Plus, I come back home covered in dirt and grime that is easily more dirty than my piss.
Also, morning erections have little to do with your dreams, it's a reflex your body is apt to doing itself.
So Lozenger, ever try to pee down in a toilet when your penis is pointed up?
No, 'cause you're a girl, which means you bleed out your hole for a week. Now who's dirty?
(Yes, Amy knows I do this.)
__________________ Heil Frasbee | | 
28-04-08, 06:30 AM
|  | Lloyd is a dirty old man "Hot Love Pancake(s)" | | Join Date: Dec 2005
Gender:
Posts: 10,909
Thanks: 589
Thanked 869 Times in 683 Posts
| |
Originally Posted by boobaa Welcome to the horrible MAN world. So you better don't whine about men leaving the seat up, otherwise they will leave it down and piss all over it. We have to raise it, why cant you? I taught my son to avoid peeing all over the toilet when he was 3, and you still haven't learned? 
__________________ | | Loveforum Breaktime | | |  | Loveforum also recommend - Green tea - Help in weight loss and decrease rate of getting cancer.
| | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Rate This Thread | Linear Mode | |
Posting Rules
| You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts HTML code is Off | | | All times are GMT +8. The time now is 03:37 PM. | |