I just bought Karl a black vibrating dildo

[Imsomeones]

It's the most valuable present I've ever bought before. I'm sending it in the post tomorrow. It's for his 21st. It's a 9 inch vibrating kind, that comes with a bottle of lube. The entire dildo feels and looks amazing under the light. But it's fairly resilient, so we should be able to use it day-to-day. I'm going to be tossing and eating lots of salad for the rest of the month but I don't care. I can't wait till he opens it.

In other good news, my star is rising quickly at work. They gave me a five pound voucher today I was able to redeem at Home Depot for a toilet seat and ice cream cones. They hinted there was more where that came from. I've only got one cone left.

[Imsomeones]

(parody and imitation is one of the best forms of admiration)

[vashti]

I kind of doubt he would enjoy a dildo as much as Kristen would enjoy a diamond necklace, but I guess you never know.

[PussyCatDoll]

when i saw this i thought it meant squirrleys son karl.

and i was like wtf? squirrley bought her son a dildo!!

[Charlie Boy II]

I wouldn't even mind if this was clever or funny somehow. It's just so f-cking lame.

[Pears]

Haha! When I read the title, before I opened the thread, I already knew it was an imitation! Toilet seat and icecream cones!

[Illusional]

what kinda guy would want a dildo??

raverboy

[Imsomeones]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Illusional

what kinda guy would want a dildo??

raverboy

http://www.usdreams.com/photos%20ach...monsRP44KS.jpg

[Pears]

Well said.

[tooxshort]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imsomeones

I was able to redeem at Home Depot for a toilet seat and ice cream cones. They hinted there was more where that came from. I've only got one cone left.

You can buy ice cream cones at Home Depot?

[Illusional]

ok, let me rephrase that. what kinda straight guy would want a dildo??

raverboy

[DoesntMatter]

Can I borrow it when Karl is done?