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27-05-08, 10:27 PM
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27-05-08, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Gribble So I decided to take a bath. I slipped into the tub, filled it with near-unbearably hot water, laid back, opened a book, and relaxed.
But something kept bumping into my side as I read. I swatted it away, thinking it was a chunk of soap or maybe an errant shampoo cap, but it was persistent in agitating me. Finally I withdrew my nose from my book and turned my full attention upon the infuriating flotsam.
It was a dead roach. Huge. Mottled brown. Disgusting.
Ugh. Now I need a shower to cleanse myself from my bath. Maybe the roach felt like, it too, needed a bath? You are so selfish, Gribble. A whole big tub like that, easily able to fit two & you won't even share.
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27-05-08, 10:31 PM
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| | | I think Indi wants to take a bath with you Gribble
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| | | Indi needs to get in line. There's a swarm of fruit flies and a dead squirrel ahead of her.
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28-05-08, 12:20 AM
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28-05-08, 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Gribble Indi needs to get in line. There's a swarm of fruit flies and a dead squirrel ahead of her. Is that your polite way of saying 'never in a million years?'. LOL, you don't know what you're missing... I'm much more fun than a dead squirrel.  | | 
28-05-08, 03:29 AM
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| | | Duuuuuuude. Nasty.
Okay, where are you now- still in Central America? You need to get it straight: not only are insects higher-class citizens than humans in CA, they're also working for the government. It wasn't sharing your bath. You were being inspected.
FYI, there are no roaches in my bathtub, just in case you wanted to come over for a scrub. Wink, wink.
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| | | I saw cockroach yesterday, aimed it few times with a potato mace, but it was fast. He was so scared, tried to hide everywhere, so I thought what the heck, he wants to live also and put mace away.
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