Originally Posted by
bohemiandonut 
ya so wtf did you do this time dumbf*ck?
i worked as a cocktail server in a fancy hotel kitchen for about 2 months a couple years ago, but since there was really nothing to do during the time between passing out bite-sized spanikopitas and bussing tables i spent most of my time stealing. i don't know if i they ever actually caught on to the missing giant wheel of brie, or whether they needed that linksys router on the third floor, but i sure got fired. they said i didn't "have the drive." ha well it was pretty worth it for the brie.
haha stealing from a restaurant.. i did that all the time. the best is taking free liquor and then drinking it in the back while your managers haven't got the slightest clue. they just tell you to lock the front doors on your way out while they do their paper work for the next two hours.
Originally Posted by
bluesummer Were you wanking at work?
no matter how horny i was, or how drunk i was for that matter, i would never jack it at work.. but ****.. now that's a different story.
Originally Posted by
lilwing I better still get my fleshlight in the mail, you ****ing postman bastard. I knew you'd get a hold of it.
umm...i quit fedex is december. i'm working a federal job now... yes, it's the little things that usually will get you fired... sad, but true. and i'm surrounded by all sorts of people that committed crimes and what not, yet, it's life...not to mention that they are my coworkers.
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well back to the minor thing that i did. it was really slow, and i had two hours to kill. instead of hiding, i went home to hide.. and yes, i was hanging pretty bad.
i usually won't lie, unless i'm trying to steal your gf.. so when it comes to honest shit, i think that i'm a hard worker and usually i won't dig out early unless the boss says that it's cool. yet. this time the boss took a sick leave and didn't care what we did, just as long as he didn't get busted for it. so of course i left...
now i dunno who i was but someone saw me... so far they have only mentioned that someone was seen leaving. i wasn't stopped by anyone, thus i still have the lack of my positive identification, but this is where the mohawk thing came into play. not a lot of people have long hair and it's obvious that i stand out.
yes this is something trivial, but honestly to lose your job over something so small is pretty disgusting to me. i've already come to the fact that i might lose it, so it might be back to delivering flesh lights for me... dammit, where's my beer??
raverboy
what?! you mean Raver and DM are buddies?!?! lol
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