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16-07-08, 07:08 AM
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| | | Chocolate, of course.
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16-07-08, 07:23 AM
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Originally Posted by shh!  Chocolate, of course.
Bohemiandonut? Is that you? My Darling,
Let me formally introduce myself. I am Tentmaker The Magnificient, a legendary Warlock in whose presence even the gods do tremble, and you are a fine Lady in waiting. You need wait no longer. Your Knight is here to carry you away on his Mighty Steed. My Castle is yon, and its gold-gilt bed is prepared for us. The servants await you, and they have been instructed that you are Me Lady, Co-Ruler of my Realm. We must make haste. My desire for MY Lady is running over, and a silvery stream it is forming in my wake. Come My Lady, let us be off, NOW. | |
16-07-08, 07:25 AM
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| | But is your castle made of canvas? I don't know that I could give up my beloved pool boys for canvas. 
Lloyd??
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16-07-08, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Tentmaker Careful there woman! I am Tentmaker The Magnificient, and have been known to get deep inside a woman before she is aware of it. Wow, you must be really small
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Flees at the sight of his cold stare
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16-07-08, 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Tentmaker Careful there woman! I am Tentmaker The Magnificient, and have been known to get deep inside a woman before she is aware of it. Too, the Scent of a woman does strange things to me, causing significant transformations. So, for your own safety, please exercise all due discretion. how do you know i'm a woman?
hayward?
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16-07-08, 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Mishanya Wow, you must be really small Mine is the largest thing in the Penis Hall of Fame. It is now the Universal Idol of Phallicism. | |
16-07-08, 08:07 AM
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| | I WISH it were Hayward...
As for Tentmaking, I think he's referring to the size of his you-know-what when he gets a stiffy under the covers. Sounds like there's room for at least two, lol.
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16-07-08, 08:48 AM
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About the bed sheet tent-making - pics or it didn't happen. | |
16-07-08, 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted by shh! Bohemiandonut? Is that you? I was thinking the same thing.
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16-07-08, 09:36 AM
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| | | This is hilarious.
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Originally Posted by DoesntMatter Good thing everyone dies in the end | |
16-07-08, 12:12 PM
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16-07-08, 12:13 PM
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| | Yeah, that was just wishful thinking.
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16-07-08, 12:32 PM
| | | | Sadly no... I'm gonna go try to e-mail him right now though, just for you sweets. | |
16-07-08, 12:40 PM
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| | | Yeah, I haven't talked to him in a while. I miss him, though. | |
16-07-08, 03:46 PM
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