It seems there might be a PAR-TEE happening, and Tentmaker, the original Par-tee AneeMal, was not sent an engraved and gilted invitation. I have been slighted, and my image damaged. As a consequence, I will be a very rude guest here.

Now, bring on those gorgeous BLONDES.

Corrected.

A brilliant lack of originality. Time permitting in the next few days, I clean it up for you, and give it some zest.

Too much originality ends up looking like nonsense.

God, I hope so.

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Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mohandas Gandhi

The opinion of one of your demonstrated intelligence is greatly valued. No doubt you do tote the load.

Oh! Sarcasm! He got me!

...at least, I assume it's sarcasm.

Me Darling,

I am for civility's sake going to assume that you are breath-takingly beautiful. Therefore, it would be inhuman of me to take you over a verbal knee and turn your derriere into a flaming hell. That is, of course, assuming that you are not a sadistic Lolita out to be brutalized. For the time, my dear, I'll keep the whip, leash, and chair in their proper place.

Maaaaaaan for some reason you seem oddly familiar

so, do you make tents?

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a wise man isn't always saved by his wisdom. just like a stupid man does not always do stupid things.

wow... a newbie with an attitude... i guess me and this tentmaker will get along or extremely butt heads...

but wait, i get along with everyone on the forum, even the dumb ones.

speaking of which, i didn't bother to check the profile... but is this tentmaker a guy a girl.? judging by the way that it talks, i'm going to guess you're a guy, but you can also be considering a girl because you like to create tents in the morning.


wait, it's called a morning wood... nevermind.

raverboy

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...this is just my perspective on the situation...

Gribble??? (He can spell big words, only I can't see him spelling "party" that way.)

Not an uncommon thing. You merely mis-read the label. Others have done the same thing and ended up pregnant. Count yourself lucky.

Careful there woman! I am Tentmaker The Magnificient, and have been known to get deep inside a woman before she is aware of it. Too, the Scent of a woman does strange things to me, causing significant transformations. So, for your own safety, please exercise all due discretion.

Shh! Love the name. Has such a risqueness about it. Are you the adventurous type, loving the feel of new things? Bet you thrill to the touch of new clothes againt your skin, or a luxuriant bath after a hard day. Do you moan with satisfaction as you slide in to it, letting its warmth embrace your whole being, and delight in the joy as fingers of wetness play over you? What is your favorite food, one that you can nibble on for hours, enjoying its taste deep down, inside you?