Yea. People like my are too lazy to throw stuff in the trash can so we just throw it on the ground and it magically turns to dirt.

Have you ever shoplifted? Share a story.

Yeah. When I was 13 or so. Back in the dark ages when you had to pay by the hour to get online, so porn wasn't readily accessible. I went to a gas station and noticed that the porno mags were sitting out in the open next to the newspapers. Odd place to put them. I slipped a couple under my jacket and walked out.

Anyone ever get busted for shoplifting or another petty crime?

I was picked up for drunk and disorderly when I was 15, along with my sister. However, I was merely drunk, and only barely. My sister was the disorderly one. It was humiliating. We were thrown into a cell wearing only our bathing suits (we were drinking on the beach), and all the cops kept coming by and looking in the window. I was also sunburned, and therefore freezing to death. Thank god I was just a kid.

Same question. It was a good one. (Have you ever been arrested?)

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no. my life is boring. Though the police did one day show up in front of the house.. but it turned out they were lost

same question!

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You might all be surprised considering...but no, I've never been arrested.

Not yet at least.

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Heil Frasbee

I have also never been arrested.

Poor Republicans: explain this. What are they thinking?

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I think all women really want is to be proven wrong about men.

They're thinking about donuts. Those fatass republicans.

Nice. Make me spit Chianti on my keyboard. Thank you very much.

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I think all women really want is to be proven wrong about men.

Have any of your relatives or close friends died in the recent?

My neighbour died, that was really sad. and my grandfather died, but I only met him once.

on a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your general confidence level? that is, stuff like confidence in yourself/your abilities, taking on challenges, speaking your mind, doing presentations in front of people, etc. being socially outgoing isn't necessarily important as you can be introverted but still confident.

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Somewhere around eight or nine. It's ridiculous. It's only skin-deep, but it gets the job done. I was talking to my bf about this last night. He's known me for 12 years, and he says that he always thought of me as one of the toughest and most capable people he knows.

Hahahahaha! On the inside, I'm made of Jello, but that is nobody's business but my own.

Do you like surprise parties?

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I think all women really want is to be proven wrong about men.

Only if I am giving them.

What age do you most look forward to being?

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95, so I can look back and say, "Damn, I miss being 80. Those were the days."

Who do you hope wins the next presidential election?

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I think all women really want is to be proven wrong about men.

Naturally I would love a surprise party although sometimes I might have a anxiety attack. I just know myself..

I couldn't help but write down my story about shop lifting. Well I used to work at a gas station/grocery store for about a year with my bestfriend. Him and I were always up for the thrill of anything. We did alot of really bad things that we never got caught for thankfully or else Im sure Iw ould be in jail for the rest of my life. One of which was that we both hated our jobs and wanted to take that hell of a job to hell. So we came up with a few ingenius plans to rob the store. Hehe... our plan made it impossible for the store itself to realize that there were vast amounts of money missing from the revenue intake.. only the main offices in the city would realize there was a huge pocket of cash missing from somewhere, although by then it would be long gone and untraceable. Well over about 2 months my friend and i had stolen roughly 5 thousand dollars and were loving every second of it. Over time my friend got careless and allowed himeself to be caught on one of the cameras. When the main office found out there was money gone they went back and checked all the cameras and caught him red handed and made him pay 2k back. They only thought we took 2 thousand but in reality we did take that place to hell. lol Was pretty interesting.

Anyways, what would you say if I told you my real name was Hercules??...lol

EDIT: Damnit you guys are quick..

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There are moments when one feels free from one's own identification with human limitations and inadequacies. At such moments one imagines that one stands on some spot of a small planet, gazing in amazement at the cold yet profoundly moving beauty of the eternal, the unfathomable; life and death flow into one, and there is neither evolution nor destiny; only Being. - Albert Einstein

i wouldn't be bothered if your name was hercules. i know that some people might find it ridiculously hilarious--but that to me is just immature.