I don't know yet.

How many different forums do you post on?

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This one and FF, I used to post on a heavy metal forum but that got borring.

I brought some new deck chairs for the garden I can't wait to sit out there, do you have a garden?

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Wow, I really thought it had been more than a month since this thread was active.

Anyway, Converse, I don't have a garden, I just have some bricks surrounded by a tall fence in my backyard.

What's the most rewarding thing you've ever done by yourself?

Used up half a bottle of lotion and a box of tissue paper.

Ever been locked out of your car? What'd you do?

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God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain

If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein

I bent the window open a couple of inches and stuck a string with a rock tied onto it in there, then used it to nudge the lock open. There was much cursing involved, because this does not work without the cursing.

What will your last words be?

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I think all women really want is to be proven wrong about men.

"pray for me"


do you have a criminal history?

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"In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 terrorists and saved the world 4 times. What the **** have you done with your life?"

NO

Do have any good skills

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Life is like a dick. When things get hard, **** it.

Good? No, not perse, I can cook a brilliant carrot cake, and I can program VB and Pascal fairly well, but that it about it.

What is the worst thing you feel you have ever done?

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Well when i found out that one of my EX was cheating before i told him i knew i made him think that he was in for good time so kissed and everything then undressed and once he was naked i kick him out of the house and told him i knew about her and how long it had been going on.

What do you look for in a relationship?

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Life is like a dick. When things get hard, **** it.

a decent woman. that's all.

have you ever personally seen a tornado?

I didn't see it, but back when I was still in high school a tornado ripped the roof off my neighbor's house and smashed it down on my mom's brand new car. Knocked a tree into our house and smashed the front porch in, too. I got in the front door literally minutes before. Pretty damn cool.

Ever been in a flood or other natural disaster?

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God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain

If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein

i dodged a tornado by a few feet in my little 87 delta oldsmobile.

have you ever dated anyone from a foreign country?

can't say that i have. i'm so boring.

do you have an embarrassing hobby you usually wouldn't own up to?

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"In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes..." -Andy Warhol

yes, i write poems and songs. none of my family or friends know. i am embarrassed by it because they're about really deep things that i wouldn't share with them.

can you manually make your eyes cockeyed or cross-eyed?

no but i can make my ear move,

do you think the world will end?

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"In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 terrorists and saved the world 4 times. What the **** have you done with your life?"