| My dad had a hernia. He went into surgery with an outie belly button. He came out with an innie.
That's painful, man. Heal up quick.
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God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein
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