i got a pick up line tonight!

[hallanole]

so yeah i went to the bar with my girl after our final in clincal tonight. we did so good.

she ran to the bathroom and a guy comes over to me...

"so how many times have you been hit on tonight?"

i laughed. ok so it felt kinda good to get hit on....he was ok looking. but now i'm wondering...hmm how many drinks has he had??

lol.

ok so this is my offical pick up line by someone who doesn't have grey hairs.

[Nice Lover Boy]

Nice!
Congratulations, your parade is on its way.

[Zekk_T_Strife]

Actually I have a question regarding pick up lines. This happened last semester so it's been a while but let me ask you what you would do if a guy said this to you.

"I bet you have a beautiful vagina."

An embarassing moment of a lack of a filter but I just wondered what kinda response you'd give if you heard that.

[hallanole]

i have to say it would totally depend on my mood.

most likely my first response would be "excuse me??"

[squirrley]

Id agree with Halla here...."excuse me?" and then turn to my friend and with a look of "omg"

[BillyGalbreath]

HAHA ! Damn thats funny. I could just picture myself going to to some unknown woman, "I bet you have a beautiful vagina.", saying it all smooth like it wasn't a big deal, like it wasn't a big suprise or whatever. And damn. I got some pretty twisted reactions going in my head.

Ignorance.
Laughter.
Silence with a blank stare.
"Why yes I do! Thanks for noticing!"
Slap on the face.
Punch on the face.
Kick in the balls.
Total beat down.
etc etc

lol

[Zekk_T_Strife]

I didn't even try to make it smooth or anything. I saw her, it was the first thing that came into my head and I said it before my filter could stop me. She just kinda looked at me, bewildered, and I moved to another table.

[BillyGalbreath]

Holy hell ! You actually DID that ?! WOW !

[m0by]

This reminds me of one story. At my work, there were this In-House Engineer guy, he'd always makes obnoxious and rude remarks to people. One day, he was talking to an female co-worker, who happened to have red hair. He asks her, "is your pubic hair the same color as the hair on your head?"

One day he got fired.

[BillyGalbreath]

the answer to that question is YES. Destine had red hair, and when the little stubbles or whatever would grow out they were red - she never let it get any longer than stubles tho... But yes - Red Heads DO have Fire Crotches !! lol

[Nice Lover Boy]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zekk_T_Strife

I didn't even try to make it smooth or anything. I saw her, it was the first thing that came into my head and I said it before my filter could stop me. She just kinda looked at me, bewildered, and I moved to another table.

Hum...maybe at that moment, someone added a curse on you to tell the truth, kind of like the movie, "Liar, Liar".

[Zekk_T_Strife]

Hehe, I dunno what even made me think that, but yeah it was in class and I didn't speak to her for the rest of the semester because I felt bad for embarassing her.

[Breezy18]

Holy hell Zekk! What were you thinking???