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jslaughter · #1 (**permalink**) 20-08-04, 04:20 AM

Picture this -->

I answer the phone and it's my friend Paul, speaking in a fast SHRILL voice, that there is porn all over his computer. In the time it takes him to close one window about three more open. He has to do a presentation at 5:30 for 250-300 people.

Remember what my friend Paul does for a living? He's a minister. He was supposed to use his laptop to give a presentation on a mission trip to Venezula. Can you imagine all the sweet little old ladies that would've had cardic arrest when confront with a big, throbbing...

After work I got his laptop cleaned and all the nasty worms killed. However, the shrill sound of his voice is still ringing in my ears! (As the mental image of all the afraid old ladies is still making me laugh.)

nomas · #2 (**permalink**) 20-08-04, 04:59 AM

You should have left at least one of those pop ups in place..just to hear the story that would come from his presentation.. Ha ha..j/k.

Freddie

jslaughter · #3 (**permalink**) 20-08-04, 05:15 AM

I create enough issues for the older members just by being me

Something about a young lady in cowboy boots is very disconcerting I suppose.

Fawn · #4 (**permalink**) 20-08-04, 05:15 AM

OMG!!! Poor guy! I can just imagine that one...

Old ladies.... haha....

squirrley · #5 (**permalink**) 20-08-04, 06:20 AM

Girl~you mustve have been laughing so hard and trying to keep it together for him at the same time. That had to have been a NIGHTMARE for him! Thank goodness you were there to help him out!

I gotta funny one too~Iron calls me(this was his trip before last) all freaked out, he went to grill chicken at his moms house and when he lifted the grill, A NASTY SICK POSSUM was in there! Drooling at him...and hearing his voice and him explaining it to me, STILL has me laughing about it!

How in the world did that nasty varmit get into a CLOSED grill? Darn thing wouldnt leave either! He was about to shut the lid and roast the thing! Would that not have been a grosss smell for their neighbors!

So~I feel for ya, poor Paul! But things are ok now right? You saved him from the old ladies at church Jules~SUPERWOMAN!!!

jslaughter · #6 (**permalink**) 20-08-04, 06:32 AM

:LOL:

Possums are some crazy looking critters when they are healthy - don't think I'd want to run into one that was sick and hiding out in a grill!

Illusional · #7 (**permalink**) 20-08-04, 11:24 AM

i knew it!! i knew it!! those church people are corrupt. they have all been brainwashed. raverboy