"NICE ASS!!!"
What makes for a nice ass? What makes for a nice ass? Well, the simple answer is form and structure, but what makes great form and structure. One thing that does is curvature and roundness. A great ass or at least a nice one has defined curves. It is rounded - at both the top and the bottom or at the very least, at its bottom point. A nice ass has well-contoured form. It is full, round, shapely, firm, and high, voluptuous (in its appearance). Now, of the butts that would qualify under these guidelines, there are two,
THE APPLE BOTTOM and
THE TEARDROP/ASS SMILE.
APPLE BOTTOM: Nicely Curved and Contoured, is compact and has a natural lift. It is
Rounded, with a Curvature at the Top and Bottom (curvature of butt cheeks giving you
180 degree angle). The tops of the ass cheeks (coming off of the lower-back) have to be ROUND and so do the bottom of the ass cheeks (coming off of the back of the thighs). When a lady has this, if she stands straight up, you can clearly see her APPLE BOTTOM as it looks like her butt is two volleyballs.
TEARDROP/ASS SMILE: (Teardrop with an Ass Smile) Similar in structure to an Apple Bottom,
where the bottom of the ass is defined and round (
is called the Ass Smile- because it looks like a smile but done with the cheeks and lips below a ladies waist), except,
the top part of the ass (coming off of the lower-back), isn't really defined or runs directly off of the back with no major BUMP. The
TEAR DROP isn't a bad thing. The top of the ass IS still sloped greater than
45 degrees where the ass
IS NOT flat at all, just that it does not have the full qualification to be an Apple Bottom (what are you going to call it, a half an apple bottom???). The shape at the bottom of the ass is still rounded (Ass Smile), but the overall ass looks like a TEAR DROP (sloped with a nice round finish and in contour with waistline).
Theres also another type of ass call
THE GRIMACE this is not considered to be a nice ass.
THE GRIMACE is when the bottom of the ass cheek fails to be well rounded off, neither meeting the requirements of an Apple Bottom, nor Tear Drop/Ass Smile.
When you look at that bottom of the ass, a completely round bottom of the butt cheeks is cut short of reaching to the hip, thus it's a quarter-circular shape that ends up being
BLENDED INTO THE HIP FAT AND BACK FAT, causing a Grimace-like affect of the cheeks, like one you make with your mouth when you're not happy but disgusted.
Would you agree that this is makeup of a nice ass, if not, then, tell us, what is???
Some information courtesy of The AssMatrix
SARAH 
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