Accountants---
*Can punch in numbers without looking at the keyboard.
*Will search through countless files for a missing dollar.

haha.. i can't do the first one. and I don't do the second one, unless the auditors are coming.

swimmers:
*great body

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i've seen fat swimmers before.

raverboy

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Illusional----That's fat people swimming.

Hehe.. Most of us are white, that's true, tall, well, not taller than americans And I don't know anyone named Inga
And as said in another post; "scandinavians are blonde", Well, I'm a brunette

iv'e also seen skinny swimmers before.

raverboy

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Guys with long hair:
*musicians
*use drugs

Bald women:
*dike

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Websites with the word "love":
* Dating agency.

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EDIT: SEE BELOW...Double post...

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About Americans being fat:

I think most of the world thinks this, and when they come to america they expect to see a bunch of round figures..but in reality, though the statistics don't lie here, overweight doesn't necessarily mean you're all that big...just heavy. For the most part we all look average..especially with clothes hiding the spare tires and all..

Norwegians:
*the men are big and hairy

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haha hell no.. when i go to the mainland, i see a shit load of fat people. almost everywhere i look is FAT FAT FAT. being that i have only been to vegas and cali.. .hrmm... maybe it says something about the area.

however when i went to japan, everyone was skinny. i seen so many sticks walking around. maybe that's why they are so skinny, because they were always walking or riding a bike.

raverboy

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Deffinitly a funny thread. lol. Umm lets see...

(add on)
Irish:
Also protestants (sp?)
Always in fights
War hungry (which is somewhat a truth since the catholics and protestants have been fighting for centuries).

Canadians:
Always say "eh?" at the end of a sentence.
Winter all year round (I've gotten asked that a lot).
Dressed or look like an eskimo
Live in Igloos

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Evil School!!
May not be on LF as much, due to unforeseen circumstances.
Blame College and Homework for Everything!!
-Fawn

Canadians:
*Like hockey
*funny pronounciation for "about"(aboot) and "again" (a-geh-een)

Illusional..see, that's what it is..the rest of the world brings down the "average" weight. Well fed Americans just seem fat because in comparison they're overeating.

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haha.. when I try to do a canadian accent, I always added the little eh?

And the funniest thing is when I went to canada (Montreal) no one really talked like that, until we stopped at a gas station, and the attendant went "what kind of gas you want, eh?"

haha

Is there no good stereotype for americans?

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Arty,

We covered americans..they're fat, remember..but you must mean in terms of speech, right? That would be interesting to hear.

Hey, I got one:

Latin-Americans:
*all speak like Cheech Marin
*eat beans
*men sport mustaches

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