I tried brushing my teeth in the shower once when I was reeeeaaallly tired and in a hurry, but, I ended up putting toothpaste in my hair without thinking about it.

I smelled minty for a day

HAHAHA, that's too good man, too good.

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Heil Frasbee

When in shower, I usually just stand there and just enjoy the hot water. Then I start washing myself from top (hair). I am quiet.

But when I am not in the shower, the bathroom is a place where good thoughts come. I usually sing and beatbox in a loud voice. I usually think alot and have lot of ideas when just washing my teeth etc, and that is at the evening when it is time to go to sleep.
So, whole day I am sitting on comp thinking about how to express my idea. And when I fall asleep and wake up again, I go to bathroom to prepare myself for sleeping, the sleepynes is gone like... And usually when I come out of bathroom, I forget the ideas soon, but still thinking about what i have forget whole night... So, I have very sleepy mornings sometimes.

I also like to give my feet a really good scrubbing with a pumice stone.

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"Ogres are like onions."

Actually ill just be honest with you guys.In the shower I like too slowly rub my genitals...then I move to other areas while giving out strange moans.

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The power of not giving a F*ck...so immense...so intense...very few can wield this power.

Dont place "jk" after jokes..if funnier when people think your serious lol....and yea..I am suprised a take a shower once a month as well.

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The power of not giving a F*ck...so immense...so intense...very few can wield this power.

So I was jerkin' off in the shower today.

And right as I was about to bust.

I stopped, cause I decided I didn't want to.

I prefer my tanks full anyway.

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Heil Frasbee

Thats pain full. I like mine empty though so I dont know.

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The power of not giving a F*ck...so immense...so intense...very few can wield this power.

Omg to quote Paris Hilton ---- That's Hot

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A fool in love makes no sense to me.
I only think you are a fool
If you do not love.
~ by Anonymous ~

Moaning is for girls; try groaning instead. Then you will be "hot".

well, you've got to groan the right way.

try not to sound like an ox.

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"Ogres are like onions."

Do oxen groan? Maybe OV should grunt instead, like a pig...

argh. no grunting. that's scary.

gives me the chills.

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"Ogres are like onions."

Yes, but we could have a good laugh, at least....

haha.. OV, will you record the noises you make for us?

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"Ogres are like onions."