Everyone's got 'em, let's hear them!

I probably have a million, but start with this:
Keep right, pass on left.
An easy concept, yet some idiots don't get it. Driving with the flow of traffic in the far left lane drives me crazy, plus it's dangerous. That forces cars to pass on the right; while some cars passing on the left into the middle are going to plow into you.
If you're going to stand on an escalator, stand on the right so we people who don't mind walking can pass you on the left. I see two bimbos standing next to each other like they're the only ones on the planet, and all I want to do is get where I"m going or poke their eys out with a pen; I'd take the stairs, but all they have now are escalators.

Hasn't this thread been made before?

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Kiechi: Yes

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then delete it. My bad

oh oh ill just list the ones that pop in my head

when people dont write back to my emails

when people dont return my calls

when i have to take a shit really bad and someone is already in there.

when people walk in on me while jacking off.

when my mom finds porn in the recycle bin(on computeR) and asks me what it is.. "its a popup!"

when people ask me a bunch of questions like "are you going out with (poor girl's name here)?" when they already know im not.

when a guitar string breaks/gets rusted

when i get a big pimple on my ass cause whenever you sit down it hurts really bad

when i have to blow out my n64/super nintendo games because the damn thing doesnt work half the time.

when i get really far in a game and forget to save..then the power goes out or something stupid like that.

when my brother sings rap music

when my baby sister whines

when there is no food in the house except for yucky stuff that i dont like

when one of my music cds starts skipping because of all the scratches.

when i wake up and my arms have completely fallen asleep and i cant move them.

sore throats

when people tell a joke and then laugh but its not funny

Don't worry about it. Carry on as usual.

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Only Pet Peeve: Rsk

wow. that's a comprehensive list.

there is more..that is just what came to mind.

When people don't return TXT/E-mail messages pisses me off, royally.

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yes kiechi. i hate that with a burning passion.

LilWang, you have mail.

no i dont???

I know, just kidding

Lloyd95 - congratulations!

you have just been awarded the grand prize for setting up the most creative prank, in prank history, you sly fox!