Arty's Random Update

[artyemi]

Hi Everyone!!!!

It feels like it's been forever since I last came on.

So, I finally hired my first assistant! Yippie. Interviewing six people takes a lot of energy, I realized.

I'm so broke I have to get a second job. Yea, a second job. So far, I've been doing random stuff like participating in focus groups and medical surveys. (Not too bad, you get about 75 bucks for two hours.) Tonight, I'm going to be learning about alcohol awareness because I'm pouring beer for the Oktoberfest this Saturday.

And of course, men.. ahhh.. I got really drunk one night and I started hitting the guy.. I don't remember over what.. Or maybe I didn't hit him. I don't know.

I baked an apple pie last night. It was really good. I wish you guys could all have some.

And then, that's it.. There's nothing else going on. My dramatic life continues.

Glad to hear from ya Arty!

You can stay at my house too this winter, I'll make someone sleep in the garage so you can take a bed or couch.

[artyemi]

Thanks Tone!

[shh!]

Hitting the guy? Wow - I hope he deserved it. He probably did, if not that time, then certainly for another time.

I make peach pies because I have two peach trees in the back, and I can't think of a better way to get rid of the extra fruit. Then I give them all away because I don't like pie unless it has ice cream on top, and ice cream is too fattening to keep in the house.

Oktoberfest is fun! Too bad you are working, but maybe some of those drunk guys will give you extra-large tips if you show a bit of cleavage.
:-D

[artyemi]

haha.. a bit of cleavage..

we went over alcohol awareness training today.. thoughts in my head, 1 oz of alc over a period of one hour... so that's two shot of 100proof spirits.. that is "safe"

ohh.. i'm going salsa dancing.. don't have to show cleavage there. i tried to go dancing last night but the place was so dead. we just stood around...

[Lloyd95]

Quote:

Originally Posted by shh!

I make peach pies because I have two peach trees in the back, and I can't think of a better way to get rid of the extra fruit.

"I really like your peaches let me shake your trees...."

[misombra]

mmmmmmmmmmm peaches.

[artyemi]

yay!!!! i just made 10 bucks by letting a shoe company measure my foot..

Hey that's a free lunch or two!

[artyemi]

heck yeah... now, everytime i go to try on a shoes, i get another twenty dollars.. not a get rich quick scheme, but enough to pay for lunch.. ya know..

Whoa that's awesome.

Gonna buy me lunch?? ;p

[artyemi]

hell yeah, but only if you promise to drop the other girls..

I'm not sure I follow you.

[misombra]

she's implying that if she's to take your ass to lunch, you have to cool your pimping ways.

Muah???

I'm innocent!