If only I were a moderator.....
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It's quite a bizaar thing to do. How do you whipe your ass?
I whipe mine with toilet paper, and sometimes a washcloth if I know I'm going to get laid and want my ass just 100% clean. I always have to be standing up and I whipe with my left hand. I just take a clump of tp. one square doesn't do it for me.
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If only I were a moderator.....
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
I can't tell if you are talking about *whipping* my ass or "wiping" my ass.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
You can choose, baby.
You two are a couple of immature horndogs.
Besides, if anyone's gonna spank Vash's ass it's gonna be me!
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The better place at the end of your dreams
I've known vashti the longest, and I'M the poolboy in this joint. This gives me the right to the first ass-whoopin that takes place on vashti.
some of us are too cool to be poolboys ...
dude ... u should learn to spell "wipe" ... I thought you wanted to know how to fight ... haha
no autographs, please!
The more I see, the more I don't know for sure. - John Lennon
Life is ... Too Short.
Shorty, you were offered a perfectly good job as a chauffeur and you declined. I don't know what to do with you.
Spammer Spanker
haha i have forgotten the spelling of many english words, as i am concentrating on my german very intensely.
that is my excuse.
speaking of fights, some jackass in my accounting class was fiddling with my shit, and i didn't mind, but he grabbed my calculator and was going to delete everything off of it. he smiled at me like an asshole and flashed the screen at me, which was asking if he wanted to delete all my shit. i said "you delete anything off my calculator and i'll **** you up right here right now." everyone turned around and all eyes were on him. the teacher stopped lecturing and he was looking too. the punkass laughed like a little snot and put my calculator back on my desk and turned back around.
i made a big deal about it, but i paid big bucks for the calculator, and i have quite a few mathematical programs on it. i hate ****ing football jocks.
no autographs, please!
The more I see, the more I don't know for sure. - John Lennon
Life is ... Too Short.
ugh, how many times do i have to say it. vashhhhh is MINE so you little boys need to get to steppin.
baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
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