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    Pain - Childbirth Vs. A Kick in the Nuts

    Finally this age old question is answered.....

    Women say that giving birth is more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

    Here is proof that they are wrong.

    A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say "it might be nice to have another child".

    You will never hear a guy say "I would like another kick in the nuts".

    Case closed.
    I know the pieces fit cause I watched them tumble down
    No fault, none to blame it doesn't mean I don't desire
    To point the finger, blame the other, watch the temple topple over
    To bring the pieces back together, rediscover communication

    The poetry that comes from the squaring off between,
    And the circling is worth it
    Finding beauty in the dissonance

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    Ummmm if you know anything about child birth, when that baby finally comes out dopamine in the brain is released and a uphoric feeling is experienced to subdide that painful experience they just went through. The emotional bond is so strong that it out weighs the pain of giving birth or our race would never have survived. I do know some women that went through horrible labour that they refused to have anymore children after that.

    A kick to the nuts takes what anywhere from say 10 mins to an hour or so for the intense pain to subside? Try experiencing that pain off an on for 36 hours like my cousin did.
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    Oh jesus christ... it was a JOKE.
    I know the pieces fit cause I watched them tumble down
    No fault, none to blame it doesn't mean I don't desire
    To point the finger, blame the other, watch the temple topple over
    To bring the pieces back together, rediscover communication

    The poetry that comes from the squaring off between,
    And the circling is worth it
    Finding beauty in the dissonance

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    hahahaha smackie9 it was a joke not a philosophical debate!!

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    That point is so true

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeartIsAching View Post
    Finally this age old question is answered.....

    Women say that giving birth is more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

    Here is proof that they are wrong.

    A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say "it might be nice to have another child".

    You will never hear a guy say "I would like another kick in the nuts".

    Case closed.
    hahaha.....Its true girl cant even feel and imagine that pain....

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    Hahaha... you hear that, Love'sRetard? You can't even imagine the pain.
    I know the pieces fit cause I watched them tumble down
    No fault, none to blame it doesn't mean I don't desire
    To point the finger, blame the other, watch the temple topple over
    To bring the pieces back together, rediscover communication

    The poetry that comes from the squaring off between,
    And the circling is worth it
    Finding beauty in the dissonance

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    STFU. WTF are you talking about?

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    No women are just stupid....they forget what it was like......it's called baby brain.
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    I haven't seen a man hospitalized from a kick to the groin, but women are hospitalized for childbirth.

    Anyway, you are crazy, LR. If you want to have an idea of the amount of pain involved in childbirth, you will have to pass a decent-sized kidney stone.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    I haven't seen a man hospitalized from a kick to the groin, but women are hospitalized for childbirth.

    Anyway, you are crazy, LR. If you want to have an idea of the amount of pain involved in childbirth, you will have to pass a decent-sized kidney stone.
    Interesting. I have.

    Though the above really was meant to be just a joke.
    I know the pieces fit cause I watched them tumble down
    No fault, none to blame it doesn't mean I don't desire
    To point the finger, blame the other, watch the temple topple over
    To bring the pieces back together, rediscover communication

    The poetry that comes from the squaring off between,
    And the circling is worth it
    Finding beauty in the dissonance

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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    I haven't seen a man hospitalized from a kick to the groin, but women are hospitalized for childbirth.

    Anyway, you are crazy, LR. If you want to have an idea of the amount of pain involved in childbirth, you will have to pass a decent-sized kidney stone.
    Lmfao, why am I even being mentioned in this thread? I didn't even say anything until HIA said something about me..

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    That bother me,if I am her husband!

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